Finally, Cigaro.
A two-disc set (Mesmerize/Hypnotize) is going to be released in Spring and Fall respectively.

Don't even go there; I'll be getting it first (Sarah.)

I'm sick and it's Friday.

Edit: Get ready to passionately masturbate.

It's absolutely confounding that, throughout the whole Christmas break, I haven't done anything but spend way too much time with my family. Really, Christmas isn't everything to blame, though I morally shouldn't [blame], rather my grandaunt dying (she died of cancer on the 27th) as well. So, basically, everyday after Christmas I've spent with family I don't know. Tomorrow I have a funeral to attend and, hopefully, I intend to carry out the remaining three days after in a nice 72 hour nap.. if that's possible.

Edit:
8th on Google for "Whatever tickles my fancy"
5th without quotation marks.

I was watching MTV for some reason and-- "see Lindsay Lohan sing" really got to me. No, really, really, got to me. It gave a burning feeling in my chest (which could have been, now that I think about it, the left-over spaghetti I had since I am one of the many unfortunate kids in America who has acid reflux) to go snipe everyone in the TRL building from the opposing building GTA style.

The whole damn commercial set me off. I mean, the song didn't even rhyme. How can an MTV song not rhyme?! Are you queer?

But alas, I've realized I've misinterpreted the phrase; I've realize It's possible to see someone sing as long as it's on MTV or I suppose SNL.

Changes name to "Roy wants mad hot phone sex."
Roy: SO?!

He's interesting; indeed, he wasn't gifted of what humans do best: think, yet he gets the classic treatment from teachers when he fails a huge test.. He's insured to never be on the ineligible list just because he gropes fat men [wrestling].
Shame..

Edit: I just noticed how valuable FireFox is. Since I had to reinstall XP because it was being a gay whore, I naturally thought FireFox was still my default browser until after about 3 days the images on webpages wouldn't load [they would, but it'd take 30 seconds - 3 min]. I've downloaded FireFox and the problem is solved but I still can't believe how shitty other browsers can be.